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Adam Lambert’s Kiss Spins Bill O’Reilly Out of his Zone

Posted on | April 9, 2009 | 5 Comments

Bill O'Reilly censors the image of Adam Lambert kissing another guy, despite its availability all over the web

Adam Lambert kissed a boy and he liked it--but you won't see it on the Total Spin Zone, lest more states approve gay marriage.

That Bill O’Reilly is a homophobe should come as no surprise to anyone–the very idea of same sex kissing sends a tremor up his spine–unless it’s between three or four hot chicks, in which case, it ain’t his spine that’s all a-trembling. Bill is the kind of guy who likes the original movie “The Producers”, but can’t stand the musical because it was gayed up. After all, in his world view, gays should hide their gayness so as not to embarass any straight people that happen to wander by. It’d be far better if they joined the Church like they’re supposed to.
Which brings us to Adam Lambert, one of the more popular contestants on this season’s edition of American Idol. See Jason Linkins’ column in the Huffington Post Right there we have a problem. You see, in Billo’s mindset, American Idol is supposed to be representative of America, and as we all know, gays aren’t REAL Americans. Now Adam Lambert is gay–and just to prove it, there are some photos floating around the internet of him kissing another man and presumably liking it. Which Billo didn’t show, presumably out of care for his viewers’ tender feelings. Which gave Bill the heebie-jeebies enough to ask his guests, Margaret Hoover and Monica Crowley, whether or not people will abandon American Idol in droves because, omigod, there’s a GAY person competing. And being miffed when neither of the two ladies agreed with him, explaining to him that talent shows are about talent, not about the sexuality of the performers, even if they are called AMERICAN Idol. But it is always fun to see Billo miffed when he makes another asshole judgment and no one agrees with him and he doesn’t have an excuse to call them jerks.
But it’s been a bad week for Bill. Not only has an Iowa court decision allowed gay marriage, but the Vermont legislature actually voted it in AND overrode the Governor’s veto. Not only that but Roger Ebert compared him to Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. Said Ebert, It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection! There, there, Bill, at least they’ll have to raise the bridge for your ego.
Here’s the video from Youtube:

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5 Responses to “Adam Lambert’s Kiss Spins Bill O’Reilly Out of his Zone”

  1. Bang Olufsen
    April 13th, 2009 @ 12:02 am

    Thanks for this great post, I really enjoyed it.

  2. Nikki
    April 23rd, 2009 @ 6:45 pm

    I agree with YOU.
    What a nut-job. Let the guy perform and go screw who he wants.
    He’s on AI to sing, not find a date. Well, I’m sure he’s been getting offers!!!
    ;o)

  3. Noel
    May 12th, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

    Bill, stop yer bloviating already. It’s 2009, so get over the horrified-at-all-things gay attitude. God is not going to punish you for accepting gay people. Adam Lambert is the most talented contestant yet on AI, in my opinion. Just for the record, I am a 58-year-old tolerant New York City woman.

  4. houl darapich
    May 13th, 2009 @ 3:21 am

    i don’t know why adam do that? But a always be his fan.>_< !!!!!!!!!!

  5. Hezi
    May 20th, 2009 @ 5:08 pm

    RARE!! Adam Lambert age 12! Playing a girl!

    you GOTTA see this amazing performance in such a young age……

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRlvinJaWjA

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