Science Shocker! Blue Dog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!

Posted on | February 21, 2023 |

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Science Shocker: Bluedog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!

Posted on | February 21, 2023 |

In rare footage, Bluedog Democrats are seen dancing to a HealthCo beat...

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Science Shocker! Bluedog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!

Posted on | February 21, 2023 |

In rare footage, Bluedog Democrats are seen dancing to a HealthCo beat...

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McCain: Thank God we still have a Congress to make sure Homosexuality stays in Capitol Hill bathrooms

Posted on | February 21, 2023 |

McCain no longer has to worry about alienating any potential voters

Back in 2006, when McCain still thought he perhaps maybe could be President of these here United States and didn’t want to push away any potential voting demographics–something he no longer has anything to worry about since he’s pushed away as many as he already could–he famously said that when the armed services came to him and said that gays should be let in to serve openly, he’d be right behind them. Or maybe not so famously, since if you thought John had trouble programming his VCR, wait’ll you see the hash he made of his TiVo. You’d think some of these politicians would be aware that videotape has been around since the 1950s and in homes since the 70s–not to mention the YouTubes available on the Internets. Anyway, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates and Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Michael Mullen went in front of the Senate Armed Services Committee and said how it’s time to let gay citizens serve to defend their country without having to lie about who they are. Well, you’d think they suggested replacing the US flag with stripes of puce and chartreuse. Gates and Mullen were BIASED with regards to this policy and clearly it needed more study on its effects on the troops. You know, like more study is needed on whether or not the earth is a coupla billion years old or 6000, or whether polar bears are taking swimming lessons. What would be the result on their readiness and effectiveness? Well, for one thing, if we hadn’t discharged several gay Arabic translators, we might be having a better time of it in the Middle East, but that’s too rational so it doesn’t count. No, McCain is talking about more important issues like whether or not you’re going to lie awake in the barracks wondering if your bunkmates are banging girls or banging boys! Whether you will come back from maneuvers one day to discover curtains and potted palms festooning the living quarters. Whether you’ll be all ready to shoot your weapon only to go SQWIK when you realize the soldier next to you is GAY! By weapon, I mean your rifle. We must take care of our sensitive troops–it’s not like they’ll be encountering gay people EVERYWHERE ELSE in the universe. “Thank God we still have Congress to keep you guys from running your own show,” McCain countered. “I ought to m

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INTERVENTION CON AND BUSHWHACKED

Posted on | February 21, 2023 |

I will be at InterventionCon–a new convention in the Washington DC area, Friday through Sunday:

September 10-12 2010
Hilton Washington DC/Rockville
1750 Rockville Pike, Rockville, Maryland 20852

WHERE I WILL DEBUT MY NEW BOOK:

BUSHWHACKED–The Wurst of HAIL DUBYUS!

The scurrilous cartoons of Greg Uchrin from the Bush years…

I’ll be at Table 7 in Artist’s Alley and will also have T-shirts and cartoons from Hail Dubyus and here for sale at the con.

Stop by and say hi even if you aren’t buying anything LOL

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