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Congratulations Barack Obama, Our First Hawaiian President!

Posted on | January 21, 2009 | 3 Comments

Insipid Inanities from Cable News

Insipid Inanities from Cable News

Oh, right, he’s also out first African-American President (if you don’t count Warren G. Harding, but that was just a rumor anyway and in any case, he’d only have been an octoroon.) There were a few spots in yesterday’s activities that made me laugh, the greeting to outgoing President Bush, which the band had to try to drown out, the flub that Chief Justice Roberts made while administering the oath, that strange poem that had everything AND the kitchen sink in it, and that great prayer by Rev. Joseph Lowery. Warrens’ benediction was low-key, thank goodness. Obama’s speech, curiously enough, was as well. Perhaps he wanted to call attention to the great problems facing us–and to point squarely at the asshats who’d at best enabled them, at worst, caused them and fanned their flames.

Chris Wallace made the biggest asshole comment by calling into question the legitimacy of Obama’s oath of office. Hey Chris! I know you’re being paid by the Hate Squad over there at Fox, but be real. IT AIN’T A MAGIC SPELL. 10,000 brooms ain’t gonna rise up out of the splinters and inundate us just because a few words were off. It’s not the oath that confers the Presidential power–it’s WE THE PEOPLE. Maybe the right wingnuts will use your asshat comments to go on believing that Obama isn’t the real president, but the rest of us will know what a bootlicking hack you proved yourself to be. I hope your dad wasn’t listening.

Fred and Bert are still with us, but only barely, after celebrating at the Lafayette Park Inaugural Ball, inside the big oak tree. They really should lay off the fermented acorn juice. 🙂 But remember–TODAY IS SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY. Get some nuts and spread’em around!

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3 Responses to “Congratulations Barack Obama, Our First Hawaiian President!”

  1. KaMu
    January 21st, 2009 @ 1:30 pm

    I had to work yestiddy and the best I could do was listen to the radio. (I swear I shoulda just called in sick) So when it came to the swearing in, i heard Obama pause and started to wonder what the heck was going on. -I think, for someone without visuals that pause seemed longer. I felt kind of bummed that I wasn’t able to watch, but your comic makes me think, perhaps it was better that I wasn’t subject to newscaster chatter.

  2. joke guy
    January 22nd, 2009 @ 4:47 pm

    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

  3. bad boys
    January 22nd, 2009 @ 5:12 pm

    I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them

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