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It’s TOASTY!

Posted on | June 25, 2012 | No Comments

Yeah–MY summer recess. It seems I’ve never really caught up on things from the winter and projects have been lying around, waiting to be done. So I looked ahead and saw on the horizon: Congressional recess and the two most BORING conventions anyone can imagine. So the hell with it. I’m going on break until September 10 so I can finish all the stuff that needs being done.

But to leave you with something: It seems Microsoft, after the stellar success of its original tablet and the iPod killer, the Zune, is about to enter the Hardware Wars with another tablet, thinking it’s the right time to turn the Apple/Samsung/Google battle to its own advantage. Microsoft–what you really need is your own market–like Steve Jobs did with the iPhone/Pod/Pad, find a niche where you can make a difference and then make it. Therefore, in a spirit of gallantry, I offer you my suggestion. And remember, as the Tallest said to Invader Zim: “It’s not stupid–it’s ADVANCED!”

THE MICROSOFT TOASTER

The Microsoft Toaster

The Microsoft Toaster

ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS! CONFOUND YOUR ENEMIES! PRESS ONE OF THESE BUTTONS--OR ELSE!
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