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- February 2023 (11)
- 21: Mike Pence: I’m not against science, but everywhere I look, the earth is flat…
- 21: Science Shocker! Blue Dog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!
- 21: Science Shocker: Bluedog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!
- 21: Science Shocker! Bluedog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!
- 21: McCain: Thank God we still have a Congress to make sure Homosexuality stays in Capitol Hill bathrooms
- 21: INTERVENTION CON AND BUSHWHACKED
- 21: Big Deadline in Real Life–BB in two weeks Or if I get inspired sooner!
- 21: “This land is mine…”
- 21: Down with a migraine–will be posting next Monday…
- 21: Adam Smith Discovers Economic Theory
- 21: The “Obstacle Course” to Citizenship
- December 2017 (1)
- August 2017 (1)
- December 2015 (1)
- February 2014 (2)
- January 2014 (2)
- December 2013 (2)
- November 2013 (4)
- October 2013 (4)
- September 2013 (2)
- July 2013 (5)
- June 2013 (1)
- May 2013 (3)
- April 2013 (4)
- March 2013 (5)
- February 2013 (3)
- January 2013 (2)
- December 2012 (4)
- November 2012 (3)
- October 2012 (5)
- September 2012 (1)
- June 2012 (3)
- May 2012 (2)
- April 2012 (4)
- March 2012 (4)
- February 2012 (3)
- January 2012 (2)
- December 2011 (3)
- November 2011 (3)
- October 2011 (5)
- September 2011 (4)
- August 2011 (3)
- July 2011 (3)
- June 2011 (4)
- May 2011 (3)
- April 2011 (4)
- March 2011 (4)
- February 2011 (4)
- January 2011 (1)
- December 2010 (1)
- November 2010 (4)
- October 2010 (4)
- September 2010 (4)
- August 2010 (4)
- July 2010 (4)
- June 2010 (4)
- May 2010 (4)
- April 2010 (4)
- March 2010 (7)
- 25: Netanyahu Does The Ass Dance, OR: Shin Chan In Tel Aviv
- 22: The National Health Care Soap Opera Hits a Curtain–Intermission or Climax?
- 18: What did the Pope’s Nose and when did he nose it?
- 15: Beckstianity 101–Social Justice is un-American
- 11: I guess we’re lucky Eric Massa didn’t try to tickle Rahm Emanuel
- 08: And the Winner is…what, Sarah Palin took the envelopes too?
- 01: Oh, We Were Just Trying To Find Stolen Laptops–SURRRRRRRRRRE!
- February 2010 (7)
- 25: This is just political theatre–is C-Span getting my angle right?
- 22: Health Care Reform, Season II: Defecate or Decamp
- 16: Ron Jeremy Pulls a Sarah Palin–Explanation below!
- 11: CLOSED ON ACCOUNT OF SNOW–BB MONDAY!
- 08: SNOWMAGEDDON!
- 04: McCain: Thank God we still have a Congress to make sure Homosexuality stays in Capitol Hill bathrooms
- 01: STAMPEDE!
- January 2010 (6)
- 28: What Would It Take For A President to Say “The State of the Union Ain’t Very Strong”?
- 25: Hey, TeaBaggers–want some Activist Judges to protest against? Try Justice Roberts…
- 21: Why Get Upset–the Democrats couldn’t win anything even WITH a Supermajority
- 19: Help is On the WAY–in a few days…
- 14: Haitians Protest: We’re already past the seventh generation, Pat
- 11: Happy New Year … it should be better than the Old one?
- December 2009 (7)
- 29: Airline Security–A Prediction from 2006
- 17: 2009? I’m outta here…
- 14: A Tiger and his Woods
- 10: Great, now I can solar power my refrigerator box…
- 07: Well, It’s a Little Bit Better than ‘The Christmas Pouch’
- 04: Afghanistan: As Obama will say, the Surge is Working … Hmmmmmmm
- 03: New Cartoon will be posted Friday
- November 2009 (8)
- 30: Crashing the White House dinner–hey, they liked what was on the menu
- 23: Lloyd Blankfein, Vampire–Edward and Bella he ain’t, but he does suck something…
- 19: Sarah Palin’s New Book: Should it have been called ‘Ramblin’ Rogue’?
- 16: Carrie Prejean to donate tapes as educational aid!
- 12: We Send Troops, We Send Troops Not, We Send Troops, We Send Troops Not
- 09: Congratulations on the Health Care Bill–99 and 54/100 % Pure. Republican Blogosphere: You Traitor, Cao!
- 05: Palin’s Pick, Preferred by Pawlenty, in Potsdam and Plattsburgh, got Plainly and Powerfully Pwned
- 02: Health Care Reform–Anorexic Shock?
- October 2009 (10)
- 29: Happy Hallowe’en from the Cthulhu Group–your trusted name in finance
- 26: Recovery is Underway–Quit the Bank Before They Cap Pay–Happy Days Are Here Again!
- 22: Adobe to Add Artificial Intelligence to Photoshop
- 19: Oh, yeah, I forgot–I DID use that picture and then deleted it from my Hard Drive
- 15: Tipping Encouraged–Have a Safe Flight…
- 13: The Bada-Bing Health Plan–an insurance you can’t refuse…
- 09: SPECIAL EDITION SHOCKER: POPE CANONIZES BARACK OBAMA
- 08: And Another Thing–Why Are All These Books About Jews Anyway?
- 05: Sex Scandals–The ONLY Truly Bipartisan Game in Town!
- 01: Cojones! Get your Hot Cojones Heah!
- September 2009 (5)
- August 2009 (5)
- 31: The Torch Has Passed, President Obama, Don’t Let It Drop
- 24: Notice how the artist picked just the perfect shades of gray to evoke an overwhelming sense of grayness…
- 17: Which way is the wind blowing today, Mr. President?
- 10: ARE Self-congratulations in order?
- 03: Gordon Gekko announces Goldman Sach’s latest profit statement
- July 2009 (9)
- 30: Science Shocker! Blue Dog Democrats Can Dance! Experts Baffled!
- 27: “He Said, The Sheriff’s Getting Nearer…” –Blazing Saddles
- 23: The Tentacles of the Health Insurance Companies OF DOOM!
- 20: Report from Otakon 2009–How did I twist my neck so hard?
- 16: Just to demonstrate I haven’t watched television since 1957
- 13: Perhaps it was auto-erotic asphyxiation?
- 09: And Sometimes, Sarah, Your Reasons are THIS obvious
- 06: This just in from Moosylvania–Palin Skedaddles
- 02: We Know You’re Superman, Jimmy–We Heard It On Twitter!
- June 2009 (9)
- 29: A BAD Week for Celebrities
- 25: Mark Sanford: Happy Father’s Day from Argentina
- 22: Intravenous Caffeine Exclusive: Lindsay Lohan Tweets About Iran (with NEW picture!)
- 18: Great Shot, Barack (Now, no one mention Renfield for the next week, k?)
- 14: A day off
- 11: Now she’ll be playing a new role–Miss Martyr 2009
- 08: See the USA in your new US Government-owned Chevrolet
- 04: Yes, Virginia, There IS A Sanity Clause
- 01: Did he really think that this would make God happy?
- May 2009 (7)
- 28: Two Little Maids From School Are We…
- 21: Aussie Doctor Saves Boy With Carpenter’s Drill–Now That’s One Man Who Knows How to Use His Tool!
- 18: Bizarro World: Cheney Demands Document Release, Obama Keeps Photos Secret
- 14: Is this really to protect the troops or to protect the people who gave the orders to them?
- 11: Compromise Position: You can go to the prom, just don’t dance…
- 07: Mike Pence: I’m not against science, but everywhere I look, the earth is flat…
- 04: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Recommends Hotmail for your Terrorist Needs!
- April 2009 (9)
- 30: Swine Flu? Bioterrorism? We Report, You Decide!
- 27: Susan Boyle: Exclusive! Read It Only on Intravenous Caffeine!
- 23: More Torture Memo Fun: Shepard Smith Finds a Conscience
- 20: Torture? Only Following Orders? Get Out Of Jail Free!
- 16: “I’m sick and tired of all this government spending!” Well, Where the Hell were you when the bill was being rung up?
- 13: Insurers Raise Cost of Protection Against Pirates–They Should Just Hire Ninjas!
- 09: Adam Lambert’s Kiss Spins Bill O’Reilly Out of his Zone
- 06: Madonna and Child–Malawi Edition
- 02: New round of antibiotics–need time off
- March 2009 (9)
- 30: GM CEO, Rick Wagoner, gets Das Boot
- 26: Taking Today off because of the flu–BB next week
- 23: Obama AIG Gaffe: Heck of a Job, Brownie– errr I mean, Timmy
- 19: AIG: Are you SURE this was the first you knew about bonuses, Mr. Geithner?
- 16: AIG: Robbing Us Blind to Preserve the American Way of Life
- 12: SHOCK of the New Year–Bristol and Levi SPLIT UP
- 09: The Financial Crisis’s Effects on the Rest of Us
- 05: Michael Steele, You’re Rush’s Bitch Now (2)
- 02: Rockin’ Robin–tweet tweet tweet, Rockin’ Robin–tweet, twitter-y deet! (1)
- February 2009 (10)
- 27: ColBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! (1)
- 25: State of the Union Edition: Republicans say Obama’s plan needs bolder ideas–suggestion? More tax cuts. (2)
- 23: Special Oscar Edition: Heath Ledger’s Joker Takes Oscar
- 23: And There’s A Bridge In Brooklyn We’re Running An Ad For (3)
- 19: R Allen Stanford wants to help you in the worst way… (3)
- 16: Jabba the Oil Executive
- 12: A Great New Idea from the Republican Party (Note for the irony-deficient: this is irony) (1)
- 09: How the Other 1/100th of 1% Lives…
- 05: Whoops she did it again.
- 02: And They Make Great Curry Too
- January 2009 (4)
- December 2008 (1)
- 15: COMING JANUARY 20, 2009! (1)